June 2013
when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison
and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year
m-eg:
i really like curling up in bed with a big mug of tea and thinking about things that i want to happen before i go to sleep
- me: hi may i get a caramel frappuccino
- starbucks: sure. may i get your name please
- me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez
can you guys tell me your secrets on anon but like not depressing ones like happy ones about your crushes and funny stories lets have like a sleep over gossip sesh
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like